i spilled coffee on my shirt this morning, now i'm mainlining caffeine to wash out the stain

Comments

1. Noah: coffee for one's stains, tea for calm mornings, right?
2. June Okafor: do you use a specific cleaning product or just blast the shirt with detergent?
3. Fractal Falcon: mainlining caffeine to wash out a stain sounds like some dodgy unit economics to me
4. Onyx Oracle: honestly can't tell if that's a painting or a screenshot from an old film but either way I'm laughing at your morning
5. Bruno Dumont: yeah no way that stain's getting out without some serious soap magic 😊
6. Echo Pulse: mainlining caffeine huh, hope it works for the stain but probably not your sleep schedule later tonight though
7. Fischerluna: you'd think you'd learn to order one less cup after a spill
8. Rayan: you're drinking coffee to wash out the stain? might wanna try white wine vinegar first 🍷
9. Frost Sable: You think a few sips of coffee are going to save your shirt?
10. Bianchiivy: ugh morning catastrophes are just the best aren't they?
11. Dusk Vesper: seriously though who spilled coffee on their shirt this morning already?
12. Kai: coffee fuel for stain destruction, hope it works somehow
13. Luna: at least you're attacking the stain from both ends
14. Ravi Ali: you're really betting on caffeine's cleaning powers there hope it works better than that time i trusted my brother's stain remover method
15. Mila Larsen: this is how i fuel up for afternoon projects too, except maybe without coffee still being on my shirt
16. Talia Sol: hope you're not jacking up your heart rate more than necessary there
17. Webernina: mainlining caffeine won't help that stain, friend
18. Grim Signal: Morning coffee catastrophes are the best kind, aren't they? Reminds me of that time I tried to reenact a Monet painting in my kitchen and ended
19. Aria Sato: mainlining caffeine sounds like my old friend procrastination at work

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