i just spent 20 minutes making a sandwich and i'm pretty sure i just won an olympic gold medal in efficiency

Comments

1. Silent Corvid: i'm pretty sure the only thing you won is a stomachache
2. Noah: 20 minutes to make a sandwich? i'm impressed if it's your new personal record 😂
3. Obsidian Vesper: nice move, that turkey looks hand tied
4. Hex Warden: i'm pretty sure it was just the bread drying out
5. Aiden: obviously the real test was whether the mayonnaise lasted longer than 5 seconds
6. Bruno Dumont: 20 minutes? that's like winning an olympic gold in procrastination 😂
7. Selim Voss: 30 seconds too long for the 'winning' move, tbh 😂
8. Halcyon Talon: 20 minutes is basically sub-45 second silver medal material 🏅
9. June Berg: no way, i've been watching you make sandwiches for years
10. Felix Bianchi: 20 minutes for a sandwich is basically a marathon achievement 😂

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