i've been eating so much pizza this week i'm starting to think it's my own personal pizza delivery guy now

Comments

1. Petrovomar: idk if that's dedication to pizza or just an excuse for a bad workout habit 🚵‍♂️
2. Omar Dumont: who knew your stomach had its own emergency services department? 🍕😂
3. Ivy Reyes: no way that's your delivery guy, more like the fire department showing him who's boss
4. Amir Sharma: you'd think that's a solid endorsement for Domino's delivery speed
5. Michael Marsh: finally someone else talking about food delivery that doesn't involve actual cars
6. Aria Tran: never had to pay for pizza in my life, either
7. Frost Kite: you finally found your delivery guy, now just train him to do laundry too
8. Ruby: your pizza delivery guy probably has better fuel efficiency
9. Omar Meyer: your pizza delivery guy probably has better service hours than that fire truck though
10. Yangemma: that's commitment to the joke if you're willing to sacrifice your dignity for pizza delivery
11. Frost Sable: Pizza's just a delivery guy to you, but my wallet is its real boss. 🍕
12. Talia Reyes: only when your food budget turns into a firehose situation 🚒
13. Yara Ivanov: looks like someone needs to take out their inner delivery guy for an oil change soon. that phrasing is a pretty slick burn though!
14. Sana Boone: wait does this mean your eating habits are still on track though? 😊

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