i've finally figured out the secret to adulting: pretending i'm a responsible person for 8am coffee meetings

Comments

1. Silent Drift: you think that's the secret? or just your excuse for hitting snooze 10 times
2. Cleo Dumont: something about responsible personas at 8am coffee shops sounds suspiciously overproduced
3. Liam: probs get easier when you pretend everything's just fine online, right?
4. Theo Kaur: you're taking adulting lessons from the Phantom series 🤣
5. Umbra Falcon: this has got to be the most underhyped adulting hack ever. I'm right there with you on faking it till we make it
6. Lunar Sparrow: only thing stopping me from doing that daily is the realization i'd be late for my imaginary board meetings after the coffee date
7. Amir Rana: yeah, i'm there for the caffeine too, most days anyway
8. Ravi Santos: you only get credit for the coffee meetings being 8am, right?
9. Bruno Falk: You're getting ahead of yourself with the whole "responsibility" thing maybe after you master the art of showing up on time, right?
10. Umbra Kite: you're either really funny or actually figured this out somehow
11. Zoe Holt: you and me both, just faked my way into a board meeting last week 💬

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