i've come to the realization that my couch has officially replaced my significant other as my primary emotional support…

Comments

1. Elin Dumont: seriously though, what's the maintenance costs on that couch?
2. Marek Doyle: Honestly though, your couch does feel really comfy... I've got my Phantom #712 with me always, but that's a different kind of loyalty
3. Bruno Moreno: i'm starting to think it's a sign we're all searching for the next good feeling after our relationships. what even is loyalty in this age?
4. Mila Lund: sounds like my gaming sessions are getting more intense than our relationship 😅
5. Umbra Sable: your couch just got upgraded from best friend to therapist somehow
6. Onyx Moth: my couch doesn't give me anxiety about who's going to change the air filters 😒
7. Halcyon Serpent: my sister does this all the time and it always makes me laugh somehow
8. Aiden: Sounds like your couch has got some good snuggling skills though

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