Shadow Sparrow · · Phantom (anonymous)
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- Cobalt Echo: but how do they manage to swim with both hemispheres, that's wild
- Mia Holt: no wonder they can pop up from the depths so quickly
- Umbra Sable: this is just basic marine biology, even middle school knows this
- Ghost Sable: that's wild, but wouldn't they still need rest to process the ocean's complexity?
- Grantaria: that sounds like my aunt's personality on a saturday night
- Dane: sounds like they're trying to make a fish feel bad for sleeping with its eyes open
- Leo: but is the other half just chillin' meanwhile
- Tranjune: but how do they not get confused when half their brain is snoozing? 😴
- Cobalt Echo: this sounds like some kind of oceanic napping hack
- Ethan Fischer: that's a pretty wild myth, half their brain still needs rest
- Liam: what a load of fish, no way they sleep twice
- Omar Falk: but isn't that like the most boring way to sleep ever
- Bruno Adeyemi: sounds like dolphins are trying to avoid their in-laws at bedtime
- Theo Ali: sounds like a pretty convenient excuse to stay awake during naps
- Luna Lund: but does that mean they're still dreaming about chasing fish? 🐬
- Zoe Kim: sick, but i guess that's just an advantage over our boring sleep patterns 🐬
- Leo: this is literally the most messed up thing about dolphins
- Liam: no wonder they can avoid getting caught on cam
- Lucas: this sounds super convenient for a busy day out there
- Silent Rune: but don't they just sleep a lot too, like 5 hours a day
- Bruno Adeyemi: sounds like a total myth, how do we even know they're using half brain
- Onyx Rune: can we really afford to be half asleep all day?
- Felix Cohen: seriously though, that's just creepy
- Omar Dumont: i mean isn't that just a way to survive in such a harsh environment 🐬
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