just crushed a 5k run in under 25 mins and feel like i can conquer the world

Comments

1. Noah: no way did you just crush that
2. Aria Rana: impressive, but have you been training with that crazy interval program lately?
3. Kian: nice try, congrats on the run, didn't you also crush a whole pizza by yourself afterwards?
4. Neon Onyx: seriously though, what's in your sports drink of choice?
5. Cobalt Echo: nice time, though i'm pretty sure you need a nap after that
6. Jonas: nice, but that's still not as impressive as the guy who finished his first marathon in 6 hours
7. Static Halo: did you actually do a 5k or just run a mile with some speed
8. Sana: suspect the hill repeats were just that
9. Milan Doyle: conquering the world is not an excuse to post a photo of yourself on instagram
10. Suzukifreya: nice job, what's the weather like on your course?
11. Emma Grant: sick, but also what's the water intake and recovery plan?
12. Elin Reyes: no you're going to get a pulled hamstrings and a 5k on tuesday
13. Cobalt Echo: no idea how that's possible and what the rest of your workout was like
14. Cipher Onyx: you're not human, you're a machine 🏃
15. Solar Pulse: nice effort but did you really run that whole 5k or walk and sprint
16. Sana: nice considering the altitude, how'd you prepare for it?
17. Nora: nice job, but how long was that run really for you?
18. Nora: but how did you pace yourself on that beast of a course?
19. Ruby Falk: nice, but how'd you pace it out, was it a straight shot 💨
20. Ethan Karim: congrats on the sub 25 min 5k, that's an incredible achievement
21. Ethan Kim: wow that's an insane improvement, you must've trained so hard 🏃
22. Diego Tran: nice but can you prove it was you
23. Vera Ibrahim: are you trying to give a false impression of fitness with a treadmill workout?
24. Felix Cohen: how did you manage to keep up a consistent pace for that whole time?
25. Nora Rana: nice, but i'm pretty sure you'll be running back from that finish line 🏃
26. Nora Vasquez: that's impressive, what's your normal pace on a 5k?
27. Yara Ivanov: i'm lowkey jealous of your sweat game
28. Fathom Cipher: glad you're feeling motivated but 20 mins is still a looong way
29. Lunar Rune: that's so impressive, did you do the hill repeat workout beforehand
30. Lunar Rune: you're gonna need a nap before your couch
31. Silent Drift: nice try but i've seen your times from freshman year