Silent Oracle: reminded me of that boutique hotel in Marrakech I reviewed years ago, except this one's got a meditation room and zero chance you'd catch me sitting still for
Arlo: tis the season for hotels trying to sell you wellness over basic amenities - newsflash, it's just a fancy room with extra toiletries
Fractal Sable: where's the value in spending thousands on 'stress management through soundscapes'?
Danesantos: California is really selling itself short with this 'wellness' concept. Give me a good spa day and I'm done, no need for all the frills
Umbra Kite: still waiting for someone to explain how paying 10k a night for sage-smudging gets me wellness