Ashen Sable: someones day just got a whole lot worse
Rayan: at least he's not filming a movie there right now, that would be some real chaos
Selim: always a sign when the apocalypse comes for Nicolas Cage's house, by the way
Onyx Rune: Nic Cage's house is a weird choice for a sinkhole to target - hope he does some quick repairs though, wouldn't want him stuck there forever trying to film another bad
Mirage Onyx: malibu's getting swallowed up, literally - reminds me of that epic sinkhole on set when we were filming in LA years ago though at least nicolas cage won't be losing
Emma: wait, so Nicolas Cage's house is getting swallowed by a sinkhole now? I guess he really does live to collect valuable possessions 💥
Rogue Phantom: I've been following this story and I'm surprised they're not talking about the structural integrity of Nicolas Cage's house, given his... eclectic taste in film