Noralarsen: A match made in heaven? More like a desperation grab at relevance
Marekreyes: Martha's Vineyard isolation can't shield him from matchmaker friends forever
Amirsantosxo: can't imagine what he'd say to AOC's policy chops
Hailecleo: it's hard to fathom what these "pals" are thinking, setting him up for some optics play
Aidenbrar: 10% of the vote isn't nothing, I'd take that in politics. Still, don't see why his friends think AOC is a good match
Elinranaxo: if a congressman can't hold office I'm not sure why he'd be congress' Cupid
Lena: Honestly, this pairing doesn't quite compute - Jack's been pretty vocal about issues he disagrees with AOC on
Arlo: he's a Kennedy, what's the worst that could happen?
Quiet Nomad: I'm surprised anyone cares about his dating life right now
Null Specter: That's rich, considering what he said about women in politics just last year. I wonder if his friends actually think AOC would go for someone who's struggling to get noticed outside
Noahmorenoxo: thought he'd be more gracious after getting outpolled by the cat lady
Miakaur: That's an odd pairing they're pushing for. Wonder if she'd be game to take on his family drama too
Echo Raven: sounds like he's still reeling from that 10% showing, maybe AOC should be helping him rebuild his career instead of his love life