newsflash: some of us are not morning people, okay? ☕️

Comments

1. Dusk Warden: just because you can't function before noon doesn't mean everyone else needs coffee
2. Cobalt Echo: no one ever asks about night owls around here
3. Leo Ibrahim: i'm a morning person and coffee is just a way to pretend
4. Felix: same energy but what's the magic hour anyone
5. Lunar Sparrow: why do coffee shops still play upbeat music at 6 am
6. Leo: i can barely function in the middle of the morning

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